I wasn't going to bother sporking this Xiaolin Showdown fic because the grammar mistakes and heavy OOCness made my eyes bleed, but then it got a flaming review and the author ragequit, then got lots of asspats good reviews and continued, proclaiming that she doesn't care if her story is OOC, she wants to write it anyway.

So now I'm gonna spork it ( ( Read more... )

Looking through Jack Spicer art on DA, I happened across this gem. Sporkin' in bold.

( With a side helping of purple prose! )

"Come to the dark side, Jack," my Granny breathed into my ear.

This fic was bad enough to begin with, but when I got HERE I couldn't finish, I was laughing too hard. Hahaha!

Some other choice quotes:

I had taken visual rehabilitation as a really little kid so I could still see and all, but sometimes I was a little near sighted, which was why I ( Read more... )

"Well it started 100 years ago. The monks that trained there were careless and brought everything that happened to them upon themselves ( Read more... )

In a fic with a mile long list of things that are horribly wrong (and it's only chapter 2!), I came across the following paragraph that had me rolling in the floor:

"I'm... *cough* I'm sorry..." Raimundo rubbed Jack's back with his hand while the pale boy kept on coughing. As he did, he turned his head a little so he could feel Jack's scent. It felt ( Read more... )

Since joining xi_rpg as Xioalin Showdown's Jack Spicer, I have, understandably, been on a Jack Spicer kick. I've mostly been looking at fanart, but today I decided I would set out in search of fic. There's a lot of junk in the Pit, of course, but a few gems of character analysis and the occasional cute JackxKimiko, and then...

there's  Little Mistake.

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I realized it has been quite a while since I did a summary sporking so I did a wordsearch on the word Rape.

( Contains mention of rape, obviously. )